Fed up of my regular barber stealing my trend setting hairstyle ideas and using them for his "A List" celebratory clients, I decided to experiment with a new backstreet barber.
Unfortunately, not only was the barber not very good at listening to instructions, he wasn't any good at cutting hair.
Only Kim Jong-Un and 5 million North Koreans will appreciate ‘my’ new style.
Going home to wash my hair with my tears now.